Facts

A crocodile can't stick its tongue out.

Your left hand does 56% of your typing.

A sneeze can travel up to 100 mph.

Everyone's tongue print is unique.

A yawn lasts for approximately 6 secs.

A shrimp's heart is in its head.

Girls have more taste buds than boys.

Our eyes are the same size from birth.

Only "J" isn't on the Periodic Table.

Sound travels 4x faster in water than air.

You blink about 4,200,000 times a year.

An ostrich's eye is bigger than its brain

یک جمله جالب

امروز ی جمله جالب از ی وبلاگ دیدم حیفم اومد که اینجا نیارم . این جمله با کلمه ای یک حرفی آغاز میشه٬ کلمه دوم دو حرفیست٬‌ چهارم چهار حرفی ... تا بیستمین کلمه که بیست حرفیه.

I do not know where family doctors acquired illegibly perplexing handwriting nevertheless, extraordinary pharmaceutical intellectuality counterbalancing indecipherably, transcendentalists intercommunications incomprehensibleness 

 ترجمه جمله : 

نمیدانم این دکترهای خانوادگی این دست خطهای گیج کننده را از کجا کسب میکنند. با این حال سواد پزشکی آنها غیر قابل کشف بودن این دست خط‌ ‌ها را جبران کرده و بر غیر قابل کشف بودن آنها (دستخط) برتری میجوید.

English SMS

 

 

 

 

 

English SMS

 

 

 

 

 

Love is like
“missed call”
it stops when u try to catch,
But friendship is like
“sms”
because it comes & stays inside ur inbox until u delete it.

 

 

 

 

 

Some things are left undone, some words are left unsaid, some feelings are left unexpressed, but someone as sweet as you could never be left unmissed.

 

 

 

 

 

In my life I learned how 2 love, 2 smile, 2 B happy, 2 B strong,
2 work hard, 2 B honest, 2 B faithful, 2 forgive. But I couldn't learn how 2 forget U...

 

 

 

Some Interesting Facts

Some Interesting Facts

- Here are some interesting, but true facts that you may or may not have known.
- The Statue of Liberty's index finger is eight feet long. 
- Rain has never been recorded in some parts of the Atacama Desert in Chile.
- A 75 year old person will have slept about 23 years.
- A Boeing 747's wing span is longer than the Wright brother's first flight. (the Wright brother's invented the airplane)
- There are as many chickens on earth as there are humans.

The 7 Ups

The 7 Ups

 

1. Wake Up
Decide to have a good day.

 

2. Dress Up
The best way to dress up is to put on a smile. A smile is an inexpensive way to improve your looks.

 

3. Shut Up
Say nice things and learn to listen. With two ears and one mouth it's meant for us to do twice as much listening as talking.
"He who guards his lips guards his soul."

 

4. Stand Up
. . . for what you believe in. Stand for something or you will fall for anything. "Let us not be weary in doing good; for at the proper time, we will reap a harvest if we do not give up. Therefore, as we have opportunity, let us do good ..."

 

5. Look Up
. . . Keep yourself centered. Remember, you are important. "I can do everything through ALLAH who strengthens me".

 

6. Reach Up
. . . for something higher. Trust with all your heart, and lean not unto your own understanding.

 

7. Lift Up
. . . your Prayers. "Do not worry about anything; instead PRAY ABOUT EVERYTHING.

Riddles

Riddles

 

1. I mean the opposite of good, but if you change my first letter you have a religious leader. What am I?

 

2. My first half, if read backward, means dark and I am a period of each day. What am I?

 

3. I am a student of a certain scientific discipline. My last four letters are a cloud of water droplets. Who am I?

 

4. My last four letters denote a conservative. I am an established record. What am I?

 

5. Remove my first 3 letters and you have a flower. I am an extremely unfortunate occurrence. What am I?

FOR FUN

Question	1- What suit lasts longer than you?
Answer	A lawsuit

 

Question	2- Why did the little boy throw the butter out the window?
Answer	To see the butterfly.

 

Question	3- What room can you bounce around in?
Answer	A ballroom

 

Question	4- How do you make a lemon drop?
Answer	Hold it and then let it go.

 

Question	5- Why did the boy throw a bucket of water out the window?
Answer	He wanted to see the waterfall.

ضرب المثل

1. Early to bed, early to rise makes a man healthy, wealthy and wise.

سحرخیز باش تا کامروا باشی

این مثل در بیان سفارش سحرخیزی است که موجب ثروت و سلامت و درایت و پیروزی است.

 

 

2. There is no garden without weeds.

گنج رنج ندیده است کسی              گل بی‌خار نچیده است کسی   «جامی»

این مثل بیان می کند که در جهان خوب و بد، تلخ و شیرین، خار و گل، شر و خیر، موفقیت و شکست همه با هم است و همة اینها را باید پذیرفت و از شکستها و نامرادیها دلسرد و ناامید نشد.

 

 

3. Man needs wisdom rather than gold.

    Wisdom is better than strength.

خرد بهتر بود از زر که داری         که در زر، کس نبیند هوشیاری     «ناصر خسرو»

این مثل در بیان ارزش و اهمیت و تدبیر و هوشیاری است که به گفتة این مثل عقل به مراتب بهتر از پول و زر است. آدمی را عقل می باید نه زر.

 

 

4. He is the wise who looks a head.

هر که اول بنگرد پایان کار            اندر آخر او نگردد شرمسار

عاقل آنست که اندیشه کند پایان را (آدم عاقل و دوراندیش طبیعتاً عاقبت اندیش نیز هست).

 

 

5. Wise men correct their own faults by other.

چو برگشته بختی در افتد در بند          از او نیک‌بختان بگیرند پند

پند گیر از مصائب دیگران                   تا نگیرند دیگران ز تو پند      «سعدی»

این مثل در بیان پند اخلاقی و زنده‌ای است که آدمی در پرتو تواضع و افتادگی از دیگران می آموزد ( و به رفع نقائص و اشتباهات خود بر می آید.

 

 

6. Wishes won't wash the wishes.

نامی نکنی ز معرفت شیرین‌کام         حاصل نشود، کام تو از نقل کلام

حلوا حلوا اگر بگویی صد سال              از گفتن حلوا نشود شیرین کام

با حرف کاری درست نمی شود باید که از گفتار دست کشید و به کردار پرداخت.

 

 

7. A good word without deeds are rushes and need.

علم چندانکه بیشتر خوانی                 چو عمل در تو نیست نادانی    «سعدی»

تلمیذ بی‌ارادت عاشق بی‌زر است، رونده بی‌معرفت مرغ بی‌پر، معلم بی عمل درخت بی‌بر.

 

 

8. Words once spoken, can't be recalled.

سخن ناگفتی توانیش گفت       ولی گفته را بازنتوان نهفت    «سعدی»

به هنگام حرف زدن تأمل و پیش اندیشی لازمست، زیرا سخنی که از دهان بیرون رفت رعایت آن ممکن نیست.

 

 

9. Words are more bubbles of water, but deeds one drops of gold.

آزادگی مرد به کار است نه گفتار          آن به که عمل باشد و گفتار نباشد    «محمد تندری»

حرف مثل حباب روی آب ناپایدار است. اما عمل مثل قطره‌های طلا محکم و باصلابت است.

 

 

1. A friend in need is a friend indeed.

دوست آن باشد که گیرد دست دوست

 

 

2. A good name is better than riches.

نام نیکو گر بماند ز آدمی                به کزو ماند سرای زرنگار

 

 

3. A wise man gets learning from those who have none.

ادب از که آموختی از بی‌ادبان

 

 

4. Actions speak louder than words.

دو صد گفته چون نیم‌کردار نیست.

 

 

5. A man of words, not of deeds, is like a garden full of weeds.

عالم بی عمل به چه ماند                به زنبور بی‌عسل

 

 

6. Every man is his own worst enemy.

دشمن هر کس نفس اوست.

 

 

7. No pain, No gain.

نابرده رنج، گنج میسر نمی شود.

 

 

8. When there is a will, there is a way.

خواستن، توانستن است.

 

 

9. Words cut more than swards.

زخم زبان از زخم شمشیر بدتر است.

 

 

10. You can not tell a book by its cover.

به ظاهر قضاوت مکن.

 

11. When one door shuts, another pens.

گر ز حکمت ببندد دری                 ز رحمت گشاید در دیگری

 

 

12. A good to the wise, a road to the food.

عقل را یک اشاره کافی است            به نادان تا آخرش بگو

 

 

13. Send someone on a wild goose chase.

کسی را پی نخود سیاه فرستادن.

 

 

14. Absence makes the heart grow fonder.

دوری و دوستی

 

 

15. Blessing are not valued till they are gone.

قدر عافیت کسی داند که به مصیبتی گرفتار آید.

 

 

16. Do as you. Would be done by.

آنچه برای خود نمی پسندی برای دیگران هم مپسند.

 

 

17. Easy come, Easy go.

باد آورده را باد هم می برد.

 

 

18. The face is the index of the mind.

رنگ رخساره خبر می دهد از سر درون.

 

 

19. Fair and softly goes far in a day.

رهرو آنست که آهسته و پیوسته رود.

 

 

20. Friends may meet, but mountains never greet.

کوه به کوه نمی رسد ولی آدم به آدم می رسد.

 

An Intelligent Lover's Love Letter

An Intelligent Lover's Love Letter

This is a love letter from a boy to a girl.

However, the girl's father does not like him and want them to stop their relationship and so the boy wrote this letter to the girl. He knows that the girl's father will definitely read this letter.

 

1	"The great love that I have for you
2	is gone, and I find my dislike for you
3	grows every day. When I see you,
4	I do not even like your face;
5	the one thing that I want to do is to
6	look at other girls. I never wanted to
7	marry you. Our last conversation
8	was very boring and has not
9	made me look forward to seeing you again.
10	You think only of yourself.
11	If we were married, I know that I would find
12	life very difficult, and I would have no
13	pleasure in living with you. I have a heart
14	to give, but it is not something that
15	I want to give to you. No one is more
16	foolish and selfish than you, and you are not
17	able to care for me and help me.
18	I sincerely want you to understand that
19	I speak the truth. You will do me a favor
20	if you think this is the end. Do not try
21	to answer this. Your letters are full of
22	things that do not interest me. You have no
23	true love for me. Good-bye! Believe me,
24	I do not care for you. Please do not think that
25	I am still your boyfriend."

 

So bad!

However, before handing over the letter to the girl, the boy told the girl to "READ BETWEEN THE LINES", meaning-only to read
1.3.5.7.9.11.13 (Odd No.'s) go read it once again but
the Odd Number.

School Days Puzzle

School Days

 

						3
	1	2
4
5					6			7
8			9
		10					11
12						13
						14
	15

 

 

ACROSS

1. He teaches the students.

4. The ships move in it.

5. A kind of animal.

6. It rings at school.

8. Short for hour.

9. Not rich.

10. You sit at it at school.

11. Ali is as tall ……… Reza.

12. See

13. Past

14. Bear's house.

15. Mina has two ………. .

 

 

DOWN

2. We ………. lunch at home.

3. Not

4. You go to ……… every day.

6. I have a new ……….. .

7. The English ……... was easy.

9. We read ……… like week.

10. Open the ………., please.

11. Years old.

13. ………. two and two to get four.

Good Luck_M.Davari

English Jokes

English Jokes

 

Man: How old is your father?
Boy: As old as me
Man: How can that be?
Boy: He became a father only when I was born.

Waiter: I've stewed liver, boiled tongue and frog's leg.
Customer: Don't tell me your problems. Give the menu card.
 
Teacher: John, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
John: No, sir, it's the same dog!

Father: Your teacher says she finds it impossible to teach you anything! 
Son: That's why I say she's no good!

Manager: Sorry, but I can't give you a job. I don't need much help.

 
Job Applicant: That's all right. In fact I'm just the right person in this case. You see, I won't be of much help anyway!

Dad: "Son, how can you call your aunt stupid? Go and say sorry to her."
Son: (goes over to the aunt) "Aunt, I am sorry you are stupid.

Teacher: "Spell 'WATER',"
Student: "HIJKLMNO."
Teacher: "That doesn't spell 'WATER',"
Student: "Yes, it does it's all the letters from 'H to O'."

Teacher: "How do you think Shakespeare wrote such master pieces?"
College student: "With a pencil, either a 2B or not 2B."
 

Teacher: "Where were you born?"
Student: "Singapore, Sir."
Teacher: "Which part?"
Student: "All of me, Sir."

Girl: Do you love me?
Boy: Yes Dear
Girl: Would you die for me?
Boy: No, mine is undying love.
 
Customer: Waiter, there's a dead beetle in my soup.
 Waiter: Yes Sir, they are not very good swimmers.
 
Customer: Waiter, there's a fly in my soup.
Waiter: That's all right, Sir, he won't drink much.
 
 
Customer: Waiter, what's the meaning of this fly in my tea cup?
Waiter: I wouldn't know, Sir, I'm a waiter, not a fortune teller.
 
Customer: Waiter, this soup tastes funny.
Waiter: Funny? But why aren't you laughing?

Son: Daddy, have you ever been to Egypt?
Father: No. Why do you ask that?
Son: Well, where did you get mummy then?
 
Lady: Is this my train?
Station Master: No, it belongs to the Railway Company.

Lady: Don't try to be funny. I mean to ask if I can take this train to Kuala Lumpur.
Station Master: No Madam, I'm afraid it's too heavy.
 
Peter: What a pair of strange socks you are wearing, one is green and one is blue with red spots!
Kirk: Yes it's really strange. I' ve got another pair of the same at home.
 
Teacher: Peter, why are you late for school again?
Peter: Well, Miss, I dreamed that I was playing football and the game went into extra time.
 
First Guy (proudly): "My wife's an angel!"
Second Guy: "You're fortunate, mine's still alive.

"The girl asked her lover, "Darling, if we get engaged will you give me a ring?" "Sure,"

 replied her lover "What's your phone number?"

 

Teacher: Correct the sentence, "A bull and a cow is grazing in the field"
Student: A cow and a bull is grazing in the field
Teacher: How?
Student: Ladies first.
 Good Luck_M.Davari

DO YOU KNOW THAT

DO YOU KNOW  THAT

The longest one-syllable word in English language is "Screeched."

"Underground" is the only word in the English language that begins and ends with the letters "und".

"Dreamt" is the only English word that ends in the letters "mt".

There are only four words in the English language which end in "dous": tremendous, horrendous, stupendous & hazardous.

The dot over the letter 'i' is called a tittle.

There is a seven letter word in the English language that contains ten words without rearranging any of its letters," therein": the, there, he, in, rein, her, here, here, ere, therein, herein.

" Strengths" is the longest word in the English language with just one vowel.

" I am." is the shortest complete sentence in the English language.

The only 15 letter word that can be spelled without repeating a letter is uncopyrightable.

When two words are combined to form a single word ( e.g., motor + hotel= motel, breakfast + lunch = brunch)the new word is called "Portmanteau."

The words 'facetious' and 'abstemious' contain all the vowels in the correct order, as doesarsenious, meaning "containing arsenic".

An Indian Elephant has Only One Finger.

The country Australia has Two National Songs.

The Saint in Tamil Nadu Named Brighuhas ThreeEyes.

The Cow has Four Lungs.

The Earth Worm has Five Hearts.

In Universe Man only has Sixth Sense.

Great Philosopher Confucius was Seven Feet Height.

A Spider has both Eyes and Legs as Eight.

To Reach Mouth Everest their are

Nine Ways

.

The Planet Satrun Has Ten Moons.

A Silkworm has Eleven Brains.

A flower name Kuranji in Tamil buds in once in Twelve Years.
   
Indian National Song has Thirteen Lines.

Mumtaj of Taj Mahal had Fourteen Children.

 

The Lifetime of Wolf are Fifteen Years.

 

1.Coca-Cola was originally green.

2. The most common name in the world is Mohammed.

3. The name of all the continents ends with the same letter that they start with.

4. The strongest muscle in the body is the tongue.

5. There are two credit cards for every person in the United States.

6. TYPEWRITER is the longest word that can be made using the letters only on one row! of the keyboard.

7. Women blink nearly twice as much as men!

8. You can't kill yourself by holding your breath.

9. It is impossible to lick your elbow.

10. People say "Bless you" when you sneeze because when you sneeze, your heart stops for a millisecond.

11. It is physically impossible for pigs to look up into the sky.

12. The "sixth sick sheik's sixth sheep's sick" is said to be the toughest tongue twister in the English language.

13. If you sneeze too hard, you can fracture a rib. If you try to suppress a sneeze, you can rupture a blood vessel in your head or neck and die.

14. Each king in a deck of playing cards represents great king from history.

Spades - King David
Clubs - Alexander the Great,
Hearts - Charlemagne
Diamonds - Julius Caesar.

15. 111,111,111 × 111,111,111 = 12,345,678,987,654,321

16. If a statue of a person in the park on a horse has both front legs in the air, the person died in battle.

17. If the horse has one front leg in the air, the person died as a result of wounds received in battle.

18. If the horse has all four legs on the ground, the person died of natural causes.

19. What do bullet proof vests, fire escapes, windshield wipers and laser printers all have in common?
Ans. - All invented by women.

20. Question - This is the only food that doesn't spoil. What is this?
Ans. – Honey

21. A crocodile cannot stick its tongue out.

22. A snail can sleep for three years.

23. All polar bears are left handed.

24. American Airlines saved $40,000 in 1987 by eliminating one olive from each salad served in first-class.

25. Butterflies taste with their feet.

26. Elephants are the only animals that can't jump.

27. In the last 4000 years, no new animals have been domesticated.

28. On average, people fear spiders more than they do death.

29. Shakespeare invented the word 'assassination' and 'bump'.

30. Stewardesses are the longest word typed with only the left hand.

31. The ant always falls over on its right side when intoxicated.

32. The electric chair was invented by a dentist.

33. The human heart creates enough pressure when it pumps out to the body to
squirt blood 30 feet.

34. Rats multiply so quickly that in 18 months, two rats could have over million descendants.

35. Wearing headphones for just an hour will increase the bacteria in your ear by 700 times.

36. The cigarette lighter was invented before the match.

37. Most lipstick contains fish scales.

38. Like fingerprints, everyone's tongue print is different.

39. There is a Butterfly in Brazil which has the color of chocolates and also smells like Chocolate.

40. Giraffe can clean there ears with their tongue.

41. Both Humans and Giraffe have the same number of bones in the neck.

42. And finally 99% of people who read this would try to lick their elbow now.

Good Luck_M.Davari

IQ test

1.	Which one of the five choices makes the best comparison? LIVED is to DEVIL as 6323 is to:
		2336
		6232
		3236
		3326
		6332

 

 

2.	Which one of these five is least like the other four?
		Horse
		Kangaroo
		Cow
		Deer
		Donkey

 

3.	Which number should come next? 144 121 100 81 64 ?
		17
		19
		36
		49
		50

 

4.	Even the most ___________ rose has thorns.
		Ugly
		Weathered
		Elusive
		Noxious
		Tempting

 

5.	HAND is to Glove as HEAD is to
		Hair
		Hat
		Neck
		Earring
		Hairpin

 

 

7.	John likes 400 but not 300; he likes 100 but not 99; he likes 3600 but not 3700. Which does he like?
		900
		1000
		1100
		1200

 

8.	A fallacious argument is:
		Disturbing
		Valid
		False
		Necessary

 

9.	If you rearrange the letters "ANLDEGN," you would have the name of a(n):
		Ocean
		Country
		State
		City
		Animal

 

10.	NASA received three messages in a strange language from a distant planet. The scientists studied the messages and found that "Necor Buldon Slock" means "Danger Rocket Explosion" and "Edwan Mynor Necor" means "Danger Spaceship Fire" and "Buldon Gimilzor Gondor" means "Bad Gas Explosion". What does "Slock" mean?
		Danger
		Explosion
		Nothing
		Rocket
		Gas

 

11.	If some Wicks are Slicks, and some Slicks are Snicks, then some Wicks are definitely Snicks. The statement is:
		True
		False
		Neither

 

12.	Ann is taller than Jill, and Kelly is shorter than Ann. Which of the following statements would be most accurate?
		Kelly is taller than Jill
		Kelly is shorter than Jill
		Kelly is as tall as Jill
		It's impossible to tell

 

13.	A boy is 4 years old and his sister is three times as old as he is. When the boy is 12 years old, how old will his sister be?
		16
		20
		24
		28
		32

 

14.	Assume that these two statements are true: All brown-haired men have bad tempers. Larry is a brown-haired man. The statement Larry has a bad temper is:
		True
		False
		Unable to determine

 

15.	Two girls caught 25 frogs. Lisa caught four times as many as Jen did. How many frogs did Jen catch?
		4
		5
		8
		10
		15

 

16.	Inept is the opposite of:
		Healthy
		Deep
		Skillful
		Sad
		Happy

 

17.	A car traveled 28 miles in 30 minutes. How many miles per hour was it traveling?
		28
		36
		56
		58
		62

 

18.	If all Zips are Zoodles, and all Zoodles are Zonkers, then all Zips are definitely Zonkers. The above sentence is logically:
		True
		False
		Neither

 

19.	Sue is both the 50th best and the 50th worst student at her school. How many students attend her school?
		50
		75
		99
		100
		101

 

20.	In a race from point X to point Y and back, Jack averages 30 miles per hour to point Y and 10 miles per hour back to point X. Sandy averages 20 miles per hour in both directions. Between Jack and Sandy, who finished first?
		Jack
		Sandy
		They tie
		Neither
		Impossible to tell

Good Luck_M.Davari

Kiss, in different ways

Kiss, in different ways

 

Here's how the professors of different subjects define the same word, *kiss*, in different ways:
 
* Prof. of Algebra:
A kiss is infinity because two divided by nothing.

* Prof. of Geometry:
A kiss is the shortest distance between two lips.

* Prof. of Physics:
A kiss is the contraction of mouth due to the expansion of the heart.
 
* Prof. of Chemistry:
A kiss is the reaction of the interaction between two hearts.

* Prof. of Zoology:
A kiss is the interchange of salivary bacteria.

* Prof. of Dentistry:
A kiss is infectious and antiseptic.

* Prof. of Accountancy:
A kiss is a credit because it is profitable when returned.

* Prof. of Economics:
A kiss is that thing for which the demand is always higher than the supply.
 
* Prof. of English:
A kiss is a noun that is used as a conjunction; it is more common than proper; it is spoken in the plural and it is applicable to all.
 
* Prof. of Computer Science:
What is a kiss? It looks to be an undefined variable.

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ترجمه های مختلف انگلیسی ( بسم ا... الرحمن الرحیم )

ترجمه های مختلف  انگلیسی ( بسم ا... الرحمن الرحیم ) 

 

1 – ترجمه ی الکساندر راس ( 1649 )

In the Name of God, gracious and merciful.

 

2 – ترجمه ی جرج سیل ( 1734 )

IN THE NAME OF THE MOST MERCIFUL GOD.

 

3 – ترجمه ی رادوِل ( 1861 )

In the Name of God, the Compassionate, the Merciful.

 

4 – ترجمه ی پالمرِد ( 1880 )

In the name of the merciful and compassionate God.

 

5 – ترجمه ی عبدالحکیم ( 1905 )

By the name of Allah, the All-providing and the most Merciful God.

 

6 – ترجمه ی محمد علی ( 1917 )

In the name of Allah, the Beneficent, the Merciful.

 

7 – ترجمه ی غلام سرور ( 1929 )

( We commence ) with the name of God. The most Merciful ( to begin with ), The most Merciful ( to the end ).

 

8 – ترجمه ی یوسف علی ( 1934 )

In the name of Allah, Most Gracious, Most Merciful.

 

9 – ترجمه ی ریچارد بِل ( 1937 )

In the name of Allah, the Merciful, the Compassionate.

 

10 – ترجمه ی آربِری ( 1955 )

In the name of God, the Merciful, the Compassionate.

 

11 – ترجمه ی شیر علی ( 1955 )

In the Name of Allah, the Gracious, the Merciful.

12 – ترجمه داوود ( 1956 )

In the Name of Allah, the Compassionate, the Merciful.

 

13 – ترجمه ی عبدالمجید دریابادی ( 1957 )

In the Name of Allah, the Compassionate, the Merciful.

 

14 – ترجمه ی میر احمد علی ( 1964 )

In the name of God, the Beneficent, the Merciful.

 

15 – ترجمه ی ظفرالله خان ( 1971)

In the name of Allah, Most Gracious, Ever Merciful.

 

16 – ترجمه ی هاشم امیر علی ( 1974 )

In the name of Allah the Rahman the Rahim.

 

17 – ترجمه ی محمد اسد ( 1980 )

IN THE NAME OF GOD, THE MOST GRACIOUS, THE DISPENSER OF GRACE.

 

18 – ترجمه ایروینگ ( 1985 )

In the name of God, the Mercy-giving, the Merciful.